The Pizza Diet Was A Joke

So that I don't have to answer another question about pizza diet, I will quell the rumors. It was a joke. Kind of. I did eat only 6 slices of pizza in 3 days (2/day.) 


Ultimately, it led me to going on a juice fast.

I have to say, my groceries look way better on juice fast than pizza diet (I WASN'T REALLY ON A PIZZA DIET.)

For juice fast I drank about 1000 calories of green vegetable juices, almond milk, and a cleanse/day. No alcohol, caffeine, sugar, or fun. It's messy, expensive, and time consuming. I plan to do this 1-2 days/week for the next two months...or forever. 

It's all in the name of bikini season, tank tops, and short-shorts...

Oh, and there's that part where it makes you feel really great.  

That's all.

Ciao ciao for now.

Muah,

-Fitz